The Block Glasshouse promos released, series coming soon
Channel 9 has revealed more information about the contestants of the latest offering from its renovation franchise.
In a series of videos introducing us to this season's would-be Steve and Chantelles, we get to know a little more about The Block Glasshouse's contestants and the "shock twist" of the season - the five teams will be judging each other.
The competitors-as-judges trope is a quick and dirty way to force the contestants to play to their assigned roles as heroes or villains, if the endless stream of criticism of Brooke and Grant's scoring in the recent House Rules is anything to go by.
Not that the producers need any help figuring out where everyone will fit - from the promos released, it looks like they have that all sorted.
- Carlene and Michael
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Carlene and Michael (pictured above), the first of three blonde-woman-and-brunette-buff-guy couples this season, have been married for seven years, and have two young children. Michael certainly knows his way around a worksite, given his job as a construction manager. Carlene is a part time communications manager for Griffith University.
The Gold Coast couple have renovated two houses in their 12 years together. Despite Michael's admission that he has a "short temper" and Carlene saying he can be "very snappy" and "has no patience and no tolerance", The Block Glasshouse producers have decided on a different story.
In a two minute promotional video, host Scott Cam tells us that Carlene "always knows what she wants, and Michael knows she's always right". We're then treated to a laugh from Carlene, echoed to sound like a cackle. Chilling stuff.
- Maxine and Karstan
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Second in the blonde-and-brunette lineup are Maxine and Karstan, from Newcastle (pictured above).
The engaged couple, who are currently renovating their house, have been together for nine years without a single argument, we're told.
The greatest grievance they can come up with for their talking heads segment is something about laundry on the floor.
- Darren and Dee
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There's also Darren and Dee Jolly, from Melbourne, pictured above. Former AFL ruckman Darren won premierships with the Sydney Swans and Collingwood and has been studying to be a builder for the past two years, while Dee "loves interiors" and has a background in fashion.
"Australia will feel the full force of hurricane Dee", Cam tells us, forgetting that the producers have already designated a shrew for the season.
- Simon and Shannon
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Simon and Shannon Voss, the apparent larrikins of the Glasshouse, run around shirtless on the sand for a bit before telling us that they're brothers and born in Tasmania in their introduction video.
"Cheeky brothers Simon and Shannon from Tasmania," says Cam. "Both good Aussie blokes, and both definitely trouble."
Despite the show's best efforts to paint the brothers as a bit of cheeky fun, in all their promo time so far they haven't managed to come up with more than a bit of car dancing - easily eclipsed in charisma and comedy by the final team, Chris and Jenna (pictured below).
- Chris and Jenna
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Jenna, a 26 year old video editor, describes herself as "half Maltese, a quarter Aussie and a quarter Aboriginal", while cabinet maker Chris is Chinese-Indonesian. Chris says: "I want to put it out there - I'm Asian, and I want to break that stereotype, the Asians being dodgy and don't know how to drive, and stuff like that."
The married Campbelltown couple are certainly a change from the four brunette-and-blonde white teams. Even Cam's surprised.
"And...the biggest surprise of all..." says Cam.
But it turns out he's talking about their renovation skills. "...Glasshouse newbies, Chris and Jenna," he continues. "No experience, but they might just pack the biggest punch."
We'll have to wait and see. As the promo tells us:
"THERE WILL BE
GENIUS
MADNESS
TEARS
TRIUMPH
AND
WOW"
